Rants Archive

Garth Brooks Concert Cancelled For NHL Playoffs in Tampa

It's Closer Then You Think

Did you really think they were going to roll over and play dead?

A Practical Joke from the Great Beyond

Songs In The Key of Bob

New Rules Set To Music

Dave's Modest Proposal

Not Exactly What I had in Mind

Oh, yeah? Well Your a Poopy Head...

Another (Tasty) Reason To Vote

Let Me Get This Straight

I'm Baaaaaack!!!

Where Food Goes To Die

I Admit It... I'm Strange...

Playing Catch Up

State of Dis-Union

A Voice From Your Past

In Case You Missed It

I Am My (Grand)Dad...

Never Trust A Canadian

Getting Poopy.....(don't read this while eating)

Something Silly This Way Comes

Now, That's Funny

Dave's Photo Of The Week

Today's Sign That....Um...We're Not Really Sure

Apocalypse Delayed: Whew That Was A Close One!

Dave's Never-Ending Christmas....

Christmas Under Siege...Again

Doing The Funky Chicken, Eating The Jive Turkey...

The Mompire Strikes Back

You May Already Be To Blame...

It Don't Come Easy....

Getting On With Life... and Coming Out Firing

The Long Dark Tea Time of The Soul

An Immodest Proposal

Dr. Duke has Cashed His Check

Farewell To An Old and Famous Friend

The Demon Barber of Ben Yehuda Street

Walter Cronkite calls and I Turn Gay

Silly Notes From A Short Tour

Yeah, It Makes Me Wonder..

It's So Continental

Went Through The Desert In A Car With No Name

The Bagel Has Landed...

Scary, Very Scary Pt 1 & 2

Is This Thing On?

The Attack of the Bugles

In Case You Missed It

Purple Heart Questions Have Me Singing the Blues

Good Job George Bush

Let No Good Deed Go Unpunished

You Have Been Warned...

Ironic, Isn't it

Me and the Manatee...

The Selling of the Christ & Other Abominations

Deadline Doggerel: A New Way To See The USA

See Dick and George: a political primer

I'm baaack... at Dave's House of Pain

State of the Union

Give yourself the gift of Seattle..

Dave's Holiday Letter

Dave's Crisis In Canada

Coming Soon To A Bookstore...

Dave Gets Ejected

This Just In... No Child Left Behind

Saving Private Lynch

Bush buys your love and kills your grandparents...

Sixteen Little Words

Dave's Report from the Desert

It's A Dirty Job

Say It Ain't So, You Lonesome Loser....

Just When You Thought It was Safe..

What's Dad Got to do, Got to do with it?.....

The Inferno, Revisited

Let's all set our pants on fire....

For those of you keeping score ...

Let it never be said ...

Do not mistake my silence.....

This Just In ... Coalition Members Traded

What A Fool Believes

I Can't Fondle the Reality...

Hit & Run Rants

A Tale of Cows and Cars

More Silly bits...

State of the Union: For what it's worth

Dave Does Jury Duty...

I Wonder If Beano Would Help....

This just in....I'm a Republican

I Agree With George W.

I Don't Remember September 11th

I'm unemployed...time for a rant!

Video Store Cleans Up Act

Asthmatic Nerds

Florida Vote Count

My Name is Todd, Damn It!

Laura Bush Lies Like A Rug

Quickly Bang the Drum

Ingmar is Laughing At You

What the hell is up with Shoney's?

Uncle Dave Explains It All

The Early Rants

Creature From the Black Saloon

A Man Walks Into a Bar Rant

Did You Know That 57.3 Percent

Shabbat Roulette

What the Hell Is a Store-Bought

Emily Dickinson in Texas Bob Frost at Hernando's

Stephen Wright May Have Put It

Mr. Bigglesworth Is Not Happy

Buck Turgidson Wants Your Class

The Highway Cafe of the Damned

Number One With A Bullet -- Don't Try This At Home

Republicans Triumph Toss Girl Off Train

Gravity, it's not just a good idea...

Mr. Bigglesworth Returneth

I've always wanted to be named Bob

Mr. Bigglesworth Returneth...The Follow-up

The Centerline is a mighty fine line....