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Garth Brooks Concert Cancelled For NHL Playoffs in Tampa
Sad News
Grapes
It's Closer Then You Think
Did you really think they were going to roll over and play dead?
A Practical Joke from the Great Beyond
Potty Mouth
Songs In The Key of Bob
New Rules Set To Music
Dave's Modest Proposal
Karl Malden
Not Exactly What I had in Mind
Oh, yeah? Well Your a Poopy Head...
Another (Tasty) Reason To Vote
Say What?
Let Me Get This Straight
I'm Baaaaaack!!!
Where Food Goes To Die
I Admit It... I'm Strange...
Playing Catch Up
State of Dis-Union
Say What?
A Voice From Your Past
Casino Alert
In Case You Missed It
A Sad Day
Fish Sticks
I Am My (Grand)Dad...
Never Trust A Canadian
Getting Poopy.....(don't read this while eating)
A Sad Farewell
Something Silly This Way Comes
Now, That's Funny
Mother's Day
Dave's Photo Of The Week
Piling On
Today's Sign That....Um...We're Not Really Sure
Apocalypse Delayed: Whew That Was A Close One!
Dave's Never-Ending Christmas....
Christmas Under Siege...Again
Doing The Funky Chicken, Eating The Jive Turkey...
The Mompire Strikes Back
You May Already Be To Blame...
It Don't Come Easy....
Getting On With Life... and Coming Out Firing
So Long Mom
The Long Dark Tea Time of The Soul
An Immodest Proposal
Dr. Duke has Cashed His Check
Farewell To An Old and Famous Friend
The Demon Barber of Ben Yehuda Street
Walter Cronkite calls and I Turn Gay
Silly Notes From A Short Tour
Yeah, It Makes Me Wonder..
Judaikitsch
It's So Continental
Went Through The Desert In A Car With No Name
The Bagel Has Landed...
The Blame Game
Scary, Very Scary Pt 1 & 2
Is This Thing On?
The Attack of the Bugles
In Case You Missed It
Purple Heart Questions Have Me Singing the Blues
Good Job George Bush
Let No Good Deed Go Unpunished
You Have Been Warned...
Ironic, Isn't it
Me and the Manatee...
The Selling of the Christ & Other Abominations
Deadline Doggerel: A New Way To See The USA
See Dick and George: a political primer
I'm baaack... at Dave's House of Pain
State of the Union
Give yourself the gift of Seattle..
Dave's Holiday Letter
Dave's Crisis In Canada
Coming Soon To A Bookstore...
Dave Gets Ejected
Odds and Ends
This Just In... No Child Left Behind
Saving Private Lynch
Bush buys your love and kills your grandparents...
Sixteen Little Words
Dave's Report from the Desert
It's A Dirty Job
Say It Ain't So, You Lonesome Loser....
Just When You Thought It was Safe..
What's Dad Got to do, Got to do with it?.....
The Inferno, Revisited
Let's all set our pants on fire....
For those of you keeping score ...
Let it never be said ...
Do not mistake my silence.....
This Just In ... Coalition Members Traded
What A Fool Believes
I Can't Fondle the Reality...
Hit & Run Rants
A Tale of Cows and Cars
More Silly bits...
Silly bits...
State of the Union: For what it's worth
Dave Does Jury Duty...
I Wonder If Beano Would Help....
Holiday Letter
This just in....I'm a Republican
I Agree With George W.
I Don't Remember September 11th
I'm unemployed...time for a rant!
Video Store Cleans Up Act
Asthmatic Nerds
Florida Vote Count
My Name is Todd, Damn It!
Laura Bush Lies Like A Rug
Quickly Bang the Drum
Ingmar is Laughing At You
What the hell is up with Shoney's?
Uncle Dave Explains It All
The Early Rants
Creature From the Black Saloon
A Man Walks Into a Bar Rant
Did You Know That 57.3 Percent
Booger Jokes
Shabbat Roulette
What the Hell Is a Store-Bought
Emily Dickinson in Texas Bob Frost at Hernando's
Stephen Wright May Have Put It
Banjo Rant
Mr. Bigglesworth Is Not Happy
Buck Turgidson Wants Your Class
The Highway Cafe of the Damned
Number One With A Bullet -- Don't Try This At Home
Republicans Triumph Toss Girl Off Train
Gravity, it's not just a good idea...
Mr. Bigglesworth Returneth
I've always wanted to be named Bob
Mr. Bigglesworth Returneth...The Follow-up
The Centerline is a mighty fine line....
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